TO: President of the United States of America
FROM: Secretary of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security
RE: Borders 100% Secured!!!
Mr. President, I’m happy to report that our borders are now 100% secure. Ever since we got the great idea to put the people from Costco who check the membership cards on duty at the borders, we have had absolutely no illegal immigration into the United States. As an added bonus, they are also checking all exports with a bright pink highlighter.
Our only regret is that we didn’t think of it sooner.
Excellent plan!!
genius!
ha! love it!
Funny, funny.
excellent plan!
those receipt checkers are fierce.
I really think that could work! Why hasn’t anyone thought of this sooner – Tiffany, our country needs you!
I never understood the point of the door checkers.
You can’t buy anything without the card – so why check it when you come in? Afraid that a non-member will partake of the samples?
I no understand.
Never underestimate the intimidation factor of a pink highlighter.
yes, but do they make a SMILEY FACE with the pink highlighter when they check? because that is a highly important part of the process according to mia.
I’m glad that such a letter was created. Maybe the government secretly stalks your blog and uses its suggestions. Remember Max solving the energy crisis with his drawing? Stellar.