I realize that it’s been a while since I’ve made much mention of Lucy. Perhaps that is a good sign? She hasn’t destroyed any of our furniture recently and has not had another doggy period since her, ahem, girly-part-ectomy. Which, of course, means that I haven’t considered making her into a velvety black throw pillow for quite some time.
So, if you’ve got a question for Lucy, just ask. I will prop her up on my lap(top) and guide her awkward paws to answer your most probing questions…
did moving far away from your home traumatize you in any way?
will you let me hold you in my lap and rub those silky soft ears this weekend? I find it soothing. (Does that make me sound like a deviant?)
What is your favorite part of your new, beautiful neighborhood?
What is your least favorite?
Were you traumatized when we got rid of your dog-cousin after only two months?
lucy – why haven’t i been added to the blog roll?
and, is that one of those shocking collars you’re wearing?
do you want me to call PETA?
loves, rychelle
Lucy…what is that latest accessory around your neck?
Oh Lucy — do you miss me?
Lucy,
It seems as if your master has a daily visit with me, daily.
Why is she so shy about admitting it?
signed,
does she or doesn’t she?
p.s. Your brown eyes are like liquid pools of chocolate.
dear lucy,
i’d like to quote my favorite lines from that all-time classic, “ghostbusters”.
Mayor: What do you mean, “biblical”?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
how do you feel about dogs and cats living together? pro or con?
Can dachsunds actually lift their leg to go potty? (I am sure you are a “squatter”)
Does it bother you (being female and all) to be called a “weiner dog”?