the would-be writers guild

I’ve had this idea for a while. 

If you had the combined bank accounts of Oprah, Bill Gates, Donald Trump, Warren Buffet, and Pauly Shore, what would you buy for your friends and family for Christmas? 

Here’s what I would spend my virtual money on:

For Ryan, I would buy a whole bunch of these.

For Christian, this would be the perfect thing.

Of course, Max would have to have one of these.

My parents deserve this.

I’d get one of these for each one of my siblings and in-laws.

For Mr. & Mrs. Smith, I’d get one of these wrapped up with a big red bow.

For the WBWG writers, I’d get an assortment of these.

For the neighbors I like, I’d leave one of these on the doorstep.

For the neighbors I don’t like, I’d leave one of these (without a tag).

I would donate this to the poor.

And this to the down-trodden.

I can’t forget Ryan’s grandma.  She’d love one of these with red flames.

And, if there’s any change left, I’d pick this up for myself.

What does your virtual Christmas list look like?