a) Accidentally throw it over the wrong fence into the yard of the hungry German Shepherd
b) Take it out to the road and see if it crosses because it wants to “get to the other side” or because you are chasing it with a weed wacker
c) See which moves faster: the lawnmower or the chicken
d) Test the coloquialism and see what a “chicken with it’s head cut off” really looks like
e) Hang a sign around its neck that says, “Got bird flu?”
f) Staple the chicken to the neighbor’s door with a note that says, “Next time we’re making fajitas.”
