“Lord, thank you for the MOISTURE we’ve received…”

Why can’t we call it rain or snow….or sleet?

“I don’t like you! I like my REAL teacher better!”

[susbstituting the 4 year-olds]

“Bless those that didn’t come today that they can come next week.”

Maybe you should get off your duff and find out why they weren’t at church today!!! For all we know, they could be dead by the roadside in Panguitch, Utah!!!

“Bless us that we’ll travel home in safety.”

Yeah….in all that 200 feet of travel distance (in Utah), you’re bound to step on a nail or dog poop or something.

Since last week was General Confurnz, I decided to grow a goatee. Heck, don’t have to go to church for 2 weeks=don’t have to shave for 2 weeks. I had SEVERAL people looking at me oddly. As if I were rebelling or disobeying some unwritten commandment for having facial hair. Since when does facial hair or lack thereof equate to personal righteousness? Heaven forbid I should drink that Diet Pepsi today.