Besides PMS, probable reasons to be grumpy today

March 14th, 2006
  • Thinking it was Saturday when you woke up.
  • Having a sore throat that you shouldn’t have any more because you’ve taken 27 giant antibiotic pills over the past 14 days.
  • Having diarrhea for the past 14 days due to said pills that aren’t even working, apparently!
  • The half-hearted job the sun is doing lately
  • Those stinking accordian style post-it notes
  • Fat grams
  • Being cold ALL THE TIME
  • All the people around you breathing so loud
  • The prevalent state of country music
  • Trying to use the word “prevalance” and finding out it is not actually a word
  • Thinking about how you should have given an gift and card to the piano teacher last night who had a gift and card for your kid
  • The lack of chocolate around you
  • Bob Costas
  • Realizing that your spell check is too stupid to realize that by “prevalance,” you meant, “prevalence”.  DUH!

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